The Avengers. That’s what we call ourselves. We’re sort of like a team.
Anyone who does not like Deadpool can not be my friend.
“You must be truly desperate to come to me for help.”
I mean, what are we, a team? No, no, no. We’re a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We’re… we’re a time-bomb.
yo if u dont like musical theatre thats cool but if u actually insult musical theatre in my presence dude i wont even argue with you i’ll just kill and eat you
these are probably the best pies in london
Hey, uh, me. Can I talk to you for a second?
I think I’m dead, people!
clint barton is my favorite avenger because he’s the type of guy to fall down and yell “PARKOUR”
And you’re sure you don’t need to go build some kinda anti-doomsday thingee? Save the world or somethin’?
I’ve missed you too, Stretch.
Fantastic Four #605